thetannedafrican101
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Apparently when you're a professional WWE wrestler, you can expect a lot of things in your life.You can have girls swooning over you..Or exes burning your clothes..Your mum not inviting you to thanksgiving.......or a random girl breaking into your house to collect the shit your dog produces..*********************************John Cena didn't really expect that taking a break from wrestling would result on intruders in his house who show no shame at all, who is also a girl... and it all starts from there.With the fucked up story of purple painted brothers, invisible new born's and bags of dog shit, this story will highly amuse you***Just a disclaimer: Ya'll, this is no offence to the man himself, so to any obsessed fans here, do not take harm on this story, I have no means to offend him at ALL!β¦